POLICE in Connecticut will be able to don dodgy facial hair this month – all in the name of health awareness.
The Fairfield Police Department has greenlighted its officers to participate in ‘No-Shave November’ (not quite as catchy as Mo for Movember, but still), raising awareness for cancer prevention, education and research.
Although this sounds like a positive health campaign, it does raise the question if an officer can arrest themselves for committing a handlebar moustache fashion crime? Mmmm … ?
Someone with an affinity for radical fish consumption may have taken their omega 3 habit a bit too far in Gloucester Massachusetts this week.
A 400-pound headless tuna was uncovered in the wooded area of the town raising questions about how it got there.
Once discovered, the authorities were forced to remove the enormous fish using the services of a rather robust tow truck.
The police have remained tight lipped about what factors may have led to a giant decapitated tuna finding its way to the woods, however, they have revealed that someone by the name of John West is a suspect, citing the man as having an escalating and disturbing proclivity to reject fish.